THE TOP FIVE WAYS NOT TO START YOUR FIRST DAY AT A NEW HIGH SCHOOL:
1. Tell the hottest guy in class that he reminds you of an elf. 2. Get enormongo cramps. 3. Annoy one of the Populars. 4. Make even the geeks pity you. 5. Finally get the super powers you thought you'd never have and explode all the windows in English class.
Jessie was SO not wearing tights and a cape