Was it George Strait who crooned, All My Exes Live In Texas? I think so. It’s certainly one of those country western singers. I’m envious of George. Truly. He only has one state he has to worry about. All my exes reside in varying parts of California, Oregon, Washington and Arizona, and since I have no desire to leave the great state of California myself, I’m constantly surrounded by them. Worse – they all live on and on in my mind. The Ex-Files – currently weighing in at seven – take up way too much of my brain matter. I’ve got to find a way to expunge them. I swear, it’s the only answer to the funk I find myself in these days. And my past romances have really put the pressure on my relationship with Nate The Nearly Normal –my current lover and roommate. In fact, I have this worrisome, itchy feeling that Nate’s about to become Ex-File #8.